Hello, you.
Guess what? I finally got to the cinema to see Barbie. It made me howl with laughter. In particular, I can’t stop thinking about the image of Mattel’s (fictional) all-male C-suite, sitting around a heart-shaped boardroom table, pontificating about what girls want.
Something about it really tickled me. Was it because it reminded me of more than one moment from my illustrious media career? Impossible to say.
I also took a slice of my birthday cake in Tupperware to eat during the film, because apparently that’s where my life is at now. (I regret nothing).